I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Don't make out with my wife yet
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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