Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
this is an emotional support booty call
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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