Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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