let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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