capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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