Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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