So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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