It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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