She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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