I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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