Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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