It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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