this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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