So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
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Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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