do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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