When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Little spoons don't ask big questions
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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