the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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