We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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