Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
