walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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I need you to use more vowels.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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