Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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