In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
sex in a hospital.. check
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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