We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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