dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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