This girl is more easily done than said...
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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