I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Randomize
