She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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