Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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