STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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