umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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