Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
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