and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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