she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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