i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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