To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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