At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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