When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I smell stomach acid.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
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So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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