I must be too annoying 4 u.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
My liver just broke up with me...
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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