we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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