are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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