Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
third nipple confirmed
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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