Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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