What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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