i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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