Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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