can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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