It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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