sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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