sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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