I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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