Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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