Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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