Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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