yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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