just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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